Turns out when you draw random specs and random bosses, you can get absolutely horrendous combinations.
[YEP] Tenties claims the first place with a a 7:38 Qadim kill, proving that quickness and alacrity aren't so much of a big deal! [XVII] Elitists secure the 2nd place, with a solid 8:08 timer. Wonderful Ideas Poor Execution's 8:46 assures them the third spot on the podium! The 4th place goes to [Area] with their 8:50 kill, and the 5th place goes to [ICE] with a 10:23 kill time!
Thank you all for participating -- you can find all the individual PoVs and logs below!